You're not gonna believe this, but I found Nigel!
That's right! I was in Leeds just the other day and I spotted him walking down the road, carrying a bag, the contents of which being about 12 copies of Duke Nukem 64 and 57 paperclips.
So, I rugby tackled him to the ground, the Duke Nukem 64 cartridges scattering along the pavement. "¡¿POR QUÉ DEJASTE A BEN?!" I yelled.
He didn't reply, so I got him back on his feet and politely dusted him off before rugby tackling him again, yelling "¡RESPONDEME, PESÍSIMO GOLPE!"
Still nothing. I was just about to rugby tackle him again, but he calmly got back on his feet and stopped me.
"Toma esto," he said, handing me a folded piece of paper. "Esta es la razón por la que me fui."
After handing me the paper, he grabbed his 12 Duke Nukem 64 cartridges and 57 paperclips and walked off into the distance, never to be seen again.
I have converted the writing on the paper into text-form. Click here to see what it said.
