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It is an honour for two of my jokes to be featured on your Really Cool™ site.
I'll be expecting royalties in the form of 12 technicoloured buttons and 3 paper clips (one bent into the shape of a horseshoe) to be sent via the post no later than 3:00pm next Tuesday.
I will be waiting.
Fun fact! This page originally labelled you as "Monsieur Roberto Halothiefus Cardintinialson III", but I left it out to keep consistency with the other name HTMLs.