THIS WEBSITE IS OLD AND LAME. I IMPLORE YOU TO VISIT ITS MUCH BETTER SEQUEL, I AM HUNGRY 2. THANK YOU.

This website will remain exactly how it last was, for archival purposes. Enjoy, if you can.

 

It's true.

I could really go for a jam doughnut right about now. Also, you should play OneShot as soon as you can.

Made by Darrien McCracken on 09/01/2022. Here's my Twitter for no reason.

This website will be updated whenever I actually end up eating a jam doughnut. Keep an eye out for that!

 

Jam Doughnut Status Update

See here for future jam doughnut updates.

 

The Funny (Wo)Men™

Click here if your name's Brody

Click here if you have no father (or if you're name's Ben)

Click here if your name happens to be Cameron

Click here if you're French (or Polish, but they're basically the same thing)

Click here if you're a page-highlighting aficionado (or if you're Robbie)

 

Chihuahua Spin Highscore as of 26/04/2022: 535

Number of Hidden Obamas on this site as of 10/05/2022: 3